Okay if you try this and get blamed don't blame me XD
1. Tell the staff you have a problem, when they ask say you want apple juice.
2. Comment on a good artist's drawingnow profile and say "I'm better then you!" and post a horribly drawn picture on the comment
3. Post a useless forum saying you want apple juice in the suggestions
4. use this emotion ->
<- and post it on little childern's profile to try to scare them XD
5. Go to a random drawingnow profile and say your boogers are runny
6. Post a tutorial of a chicken with a helmet shooting a pig with roller skates
7. USE CAPS WHEN YOU TALK TO SOMEONE
8. mak horrble spel n gramner eRRorz whn u tak 2 some 1
9. Use livechat and post random stuff like : I have to go PEEE!!!! or I want you baby, lemme lick your hair and smell it with awesomness B)
10. post a blog talking about 30 ways to annoy drawingnow lol
11. Make 10,000 polls in a minute ( hogging all the polls section)
12. Go to a random drawingnow's user and say that you're they're wife, pretend that you're the wife...
"Hey baby! Why were you thinking that we would get divorced :c remember that honey moon??!"
"What...who are you?"
"I'm your wife remember :D ? Ya know we made out behind the dumpsters when we were 14, then got married at the age 17 OWO"
" O__O look I'm not you're husband, I'm a GIRL"
"Hee hee hee...you think you're a girl again? Just because you tried on my bra doesn't make you a girl...silly X3"
LOL LOL LOL if you really try that then.......GOOD LUCK!
13. Look at a picture of a human and post " I WANNA MARRY YOU, PLEASE BE MY HUSBAND/WIFE AND LET'S GO TO LAS VEGAS, YOU LOOK SO AWESOME, YOU LOOK SO GREAT WITH YO HAIR LIKE THAT, I WANNA SNIFF YOU C:"
14. Use random emotions at conversations like...
" Your drawing's great! 
"
" Thanks! WTF with da butt..."
"what what chicken butt 
"
" WTF with the turtle?"
" You uses WTF a lot 
that's a bad word 
"
I'm too lazy to add more but I will add more XD